January 2012
michelle-mignon asked: We're naming our son Dante
Holy Crap, I'm back into wearing a size Large Tall...
2012 will be the year of the sexy Blake. I haven’t weighed myself, but I have a feeling I’m pretty close to my goal!
A lot of people say New Year's Eve is arbitrary.
But the fact that we all celebrate it seems pretty cool to me.
December 2011
I've got:
5th of Maker’s Mark
5th of Jameson
Some nice-ass champy I found in my grandmother’s basement
3 Cubans
And I’m not even going to a cool party.
Four people got into an argument over Persian rugs...
This is my first taste of internet fame.
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6 Super Sexy (not really) ways to cheapen holiday...
Click here for your wildest dreams to come true!
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Single and Lonely
At least this will make you laugh!
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Thick snow that crunches when you walk across it...
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Send the smallest drop of black ink into a glass...
And you will see what self-doubt looks like in me. It spreads like a poison.
Fan fiction makes me feel uncomfortable
Like cold sweat
I don't like breakfast in bed for the same reason...
fleshliterature:
how do you spit in a nigga’s pudding and feel good about yourself?
you just ruined pudding.
you’re a fuck nigga
dont be proud
I don’t know. That nigga lived his pudding.
When I graduate I'm going to travel as long as I...
This is a new year’s resolution.
2012 resolution
No candy.
Jk, candy, but only once a month.
not it: I think it would be funny to watch Count... →
kristenamblr:
I think it would be funny to watch Count von Count from Sesame Street try to enumerate anything after a handful of tequila shots.
I do this really dumb thing when I get a song stuck in my head, where I try to sing the opposite of the lyrics. For example: “I shake it like jell-o, make the boys…
You are funny
frecklesxo asked: What kind of camera do you use for your videos, is it a web cam or what? Quality is really good! xx
Anonymous asked: please tell me you hate jelly beans because guess what jelly beans are fucking nasty
Who the fuck made winter in Michigan so goddam...
It’s like “enjoy ruining my life much, Jesus?”
"Your baby is ugly, now leave me alone".
Me, back in my home town, to the girls I went to high school with who try to talk to me about their kids.
I follow so many white trash blogs and I love it.
Its like when ever I open up tumblr I’m at the zoo.
Anonymous asked: what are your views on marijuana consumption? are you a frequent user or are you totally against it, or somewhere in between?
In moments of self-doubt I have a little trick:
I remind myself that nobody scared did shit. Being afraid of failure is like being afraid of death- it’s imminenint, but success comes despite of it.
not it: Don't ask me why →
kristenamblr:
but I just found my face extremely close to my laptop keyboard and I noticed that the comma is literally just a period with an apostrophe stamped over it.
Are you kidding me, Toshiba? You can’t even take the time to imprint my comma key correctly? Where’s the curved little tail that I’ve grown…
Haaaaa
Anonymous asked: You're dating a girl whom you really like, but she doesn't put out. Do you keep seeing her or call it quits?
Anonymous asked: If you could describe your perfect girl, what would she be like?
Wanna ask me stuff?
Ill give AWESOME answers!
