There are always worse things you could do.: Archive

Anonymous asked: Tumblr crushes?

Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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I have so many tumblr crushes

One of you fools asked me so I’ll answer later

Feb 29th

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You know what I want? That someone would just grab...

Sorry Officer, she posted on her tumblr that she wanted me to grab her when she tried to walk away.

Feb 29th

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Truthful Tuesday.

I have lots of ex-girlfriends but only one ex-friend. He did something horrible and cowardly so, although a few of my friends still see him, we haven’t talked since I found out what he had done.

Feb 29th

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The truth erupts from my chest

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Watch

Yes

Feb 29th

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Anonymous asked: Sure you do.

Feb 29th

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Anonymous asked: I wish you liked me as much as I like you.

Feb 28th

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shitandtricksman asked: Blind girl jokes are the best

Feb 28th

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jayfarr asked: Sometimes I'm like, I should text Blake, and then I'm like, nahhh I'll just leave him an anonymous meow ask. meow?

Feb 28th

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Anonymous asked: About your latest video, so cute in the end! Haha! So cute!!! BTW, have you seen Bridesmaids? You kinda look like the guy there, the cop. :)

Feb 28th

I get so sad in the winter

But I think I made it through. I feel like it, at least.

Feb 28th

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Just walked up to a table of ten girls and asked...

All of them at the same time. Just “can I have you numbers”. 4 out of 10 isn’t bad

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Maybe I'll tell a story

Feb 28th

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I think I'm gonna make a video tonight.

It’s been a few weeks. I don’t know what I’m gonna make it about. Hmmmmmm…..

Feb 27th

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Anonymous asked: Which one are you?

Feb 27th

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There are two types of people:

Those who care about content, and those who squabble over punctuation and grammar.

Feb 27th

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"Das einsame Herz schlägt am lautesten"

I remember staring over her shoulder. across the horizon into the emptiness of the north sea. Waves softly broke; the air smelled heavy with salt. She whispered it into my ear. “Because it’s all we hear,” I replied. And then she got on the train and left. Home, towards Köln, back to the Rhine and away from me. I will never forgive myself for letting her leave so easily.

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Stop live blogging the Oscars

Anyone who cares is already watching it.

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Haha- none taken- I just didn't want to ignore...

pistolsandkittens replied to your post: I dont understand you. I sense a high level of arrogance, but is it false arrogance? Or are you just still young enough to not have been beaten down by the reality of life? You think you like to help people, but you ignore quite a few. I would love to see where you are in 10 years, and how much you have changed. Whatever, do your thing, carry on :) Exactly...

Feb 27th

pistolsandkittens asked: I dont understand you. I sense a high level of arrogance, but is it false arrogance? Or are you just still young enough to not have been beaten down by the reality of life? You think you like to help people, but you ignore quite a few. I would love to see where you are in 10 years, and how much you have changed. Whatever, do your thing, carry on :)

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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I work start tomorrow

My first task is to interview people to work for me. I’m interviewing people on my first day to work for me for I’ve never done the job, let alone know what attributes and characteristics are desired. So you know what I’m gonna do? Hire the prettiest girls and then whatever guy has the funniest name. The girls because it’s a sales position and guys will buy anything from a...

Feb 27th

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Feb 26th

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I cannot express how attracted I am to Latinas

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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I just party rock shuffled girl like 30 minutes.

Going home with a girl: exit, stage left. Being awesome: enter, stage right.

Feb 26th

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Anonymous asked: Can I have Kurt's phone number? He is such a hunk!! I still have dreams about him.

Feb 26th

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nixskits asked: Who are three celebrities you'd like to punch out?

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Drunk enough to ask for questions

I hope my mom doesn’t read this. I love you, Mom!

Feb 26th

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Anonymous asked: i miss you. i love you.

Feb 26th

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Going to East Lansing tonight

Last time I was in East Landing I lit a couch on fire and spent the night in my car with two girls. I’m hanging out with Miles. Last time I hung out with miles I got into a fight at a bar with two Englishmen because Miles grabbed both their GFs asses at the same time. It should be a fun night.

Feb 26th

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