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There are always worse things you could do.

Hello. I'm Walter. I like to write about the things I've done and the pretty girls I've seen. Or is it the other way around.

Kurt invented a laser scanner

  • Me: What you do if someone stole the design for your laser scanner and put it up online?
  • Kurt: I'd advise them not to do that.
  • Me: Why?
  • Kurt: Because I'd know where they sleep and I'd kill them.
  • Pause
  • Me: You think someone who'd be crazy enough to steal laser scanner plans and post them onto a website sleeps?
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